FIVE GET EXPURGATED


Five Go to Demon’s Rocks
Hodder & Stoughton, 1963
Knight Books, 1974
Hodder Children’s Books, 1997


Chapter 1

Mr. Kirrin, 63 74
Uncle Quentin, 97 (etc.)

Joan 63 74 = Joanna 97 (throughout)

Mrs. Kirrin, 63 74
Aunt Fanny, 97 (etc.)

carpet-sweeper 63 74
vacuum cleaner 97

the cakes I made yesterday, ma’am—two whole tins full!’ 63 74
the cakes I made yesterday – two whole tins full!’ 97

Mr. Kirrin 63 74
my husband 97

all the Five have already left, 63 74
they’ve already left, 97

get into order 63 74
get in order 97

“Ma’am! There’s a car at the door—I think it’s the master’s visitors 63 74
‘There’s a car at the door – I think it’s your visitors 97

Mrs. Quentin 63
Mrs Kirrin 74
Aunt Fanny 97

chauffeur 63 74
taxi driver 97

“Bring the luggage in, man. 63 74
‘Bring the luggage in please. 97

The monkey had leapt off the boy’s shoulder, 63 74
The monkey leapt off the boy’s shoulder, 97

the visitors were pushed into the living-room, and sat down. 63 74
the visitors were pushed into the living room, and they sat down. 97

“Joan! Will you take the bags up to the guest-room. And make up a bed 63 74
‘Joanna! Will you help me take the bags up to the guest room? And we can make up a bed 97

leapt suddenly up the stairs, 63 74
suddenly leapt up the stairs, 97

r-r-r-r-r-r! 63
r-r-r-r-r-r-r! 74 97


Chapter 2

The dinner must be cooking!” 63 74
I hope dinner’s cooking!’ 97

“Ass,” 63 74
‘Idiot!’ 97

Or a queer sort of cat? 63 74
Or a strange sort of cat? 97

the picture-rail that ran round the room. 63 74
the picture-rail than ran round the room. 97

Joan and cook 63 74
Joanna 97

“You take your monkey away, old son,” 63 74
‘You take your monkey away,’ 97

“Don’t be an ass, George,” 63 74
‘Don’t be silly, George,’ 97

come to meals in time, 63 74
come to meals on time, 97

The girls will help with the housework, and Dick and I will do the odd jobs. 63 74
We will help with the housework and we’ll do any odd jobs too. 97


Chapter 3

the girls helped with the housework, and the boys cycled off to Kirrin 63 74
the four children helped with the housework and cycled off to Kirrin 97

Bentley 63 74
Mercedes 97

Bentley, 63 74
Mercedes, 97

mini-car. 63 74
Mini. 97

mini-car 63 74
Mini 97

mini-car 63 74
Mini 97

a Morris Minor, or an Austin, or a Consul, 63 74
a Mini, or a Ford Fiesta, 97

“You little fibber!” said Joan, 63 74
‘You little liar!’ said Joanna 97

threw it up into the air, 63 74
threw it into the air, 97

apologising 63 97
apologizing 74

the best dog in the Kingdom! 63 74
the best dog in the world! 97


Chapter 4

“But—but surely 63
‘But – surely 74 97

“About ten miles along this coast 63 74
‘About twenty miles along this coast 97

washed up on shore, 63
washed up on the shore, 74 97

mewed up 63 74
cooped up 97

“It will be marvellous!” cried Tinker, and suddenly became a racing-car, 63 74
‘It will be marvellous!’ cried Tinker, and he suddenly became a racing car, 97

“Sh!” said Mrs. Kirrin. 63 74
‘Shush!’ said Aunt Fanny. 97


Chapter 5

leapt on to Joan’s shoulder. 63
leapt on Joan’s shoulder. 74
leapt on Joanna’s shoulder. 97

Mr. Kirrin 63 74
My husband 97

Well, ma’am, I’d say 63 74
Well, I’d say 97

the paper bag 63 74
the bag 97

He gave a slight bow to Mrs. Kirrin. 63 74

fathead 63 74
idiot 97

and at once knew 63 74
and knew at once 97

they’ll soon be off, ma’am. 63 74
they’ll soon be off. 97


Chapter 6

too difficult for him to climb?” 63 74
too difficult for him to climb up?’ 97

“Dad left some when he went away 63
‘Dad left some when we went away 74 97

when shall we go to this light-house?” 63
when shall we go to his lighthouse?’ 74 97

He wagged his long tail and put his head on George’s knee, looked up at her beseechingly. 63 74
He wagged his long tail and put his head on George’s knee, looking up at her beseechingly. 97

They all set off to walk to the garage in the village. 63 74
They all set off to the garage in the village. 97

a car and a driver 63 74
a taxi 97

queer people 63 74
funny people 97

She dug her hands deep down in the pockets of her shorts, and decided to have her hair cut even shorter—if only her mother would allow it! 63 74
She dug her hands deep down in the pockets of her jeans. 97

warm cardigans and sweaters. 63 74
sweaters and wind-cheaters. 97

I can’t imagine that it’s very warm in that light-house.” 63
I can’t imagine that it’s very warm in the light-house.’ 74
I can’t imagine it’s very warm in the lighthouse.’ 97

He took out his purse. “Here’s a pound,” 63 74
He took out his wallet. ‘Here’s five pounds,’ 97

taking out a very fat purse indeed. 63 74
taking out a handful from his pocket. 97

a bag of raisins, a bag of currants, 63 74
a packet of raisins, a packet of currants, 97

We’ll have it all sent to the garage, and put in the car 63 74
We’ll take it all round to the garage, and put it in the car 97


Chapter 7

the car coming to fetch them 63 74
the taxi coming to fetch them 97

“But we’ve ordered the car!” 63 74
‘But we’ve ordered the taxi!’ 97

macintoshes, 63 74
anoraks 97

Slap Bang 63 74
snap 97

car 63 74
taxi 97

wandering how 63
wondering how 74 97

uneatable.” 63 74
inedible.’ 97

“No, sir, it wasn’t, 63 74
‘No, it wasn’t, 97

It’s the car 63 74
It’s the taxi 97


Chapter 8

“That’s shut up poor old Tinker!” 63 74
‘That shut up poor old Tinker!’ 97

“We’ll be there in another hour or so,” 63 74
‘We’ll be there in about ten minutes,’ 97

you’ve certainly got a place with a fine view!” 63 74
you’re certainly got a place with a fine view!’ 97

granddad 63 74 = grandad 97 (throughout)

“What’s your granddad’s name?” 63 74
‘What’s your great-grandad’s name?’ 97

anyone that comes nigh him. 63 74
anyone that comes near him. 97

My word, how quickly 63 74
How quickly 97

and my word, it does bob about too.” 63 74
and it does bob about too.’ 97

Shall I help you to carry your things to it?” 63 74
Shall I help you carry your things to it?’ 97


Chapter 9

My word, what a swell there is just here!” 63 74
What a swell there is just here!’ 97

“I only wish it was warm enough to bathe now,” 63 74
‘I wish it was warm enough to bathe now,’ 97

“Wait till a big wave swells up, 63 74
‘Wait till a big waves swells up, 97

“See—there are the tins of food 63 74
‘See – there are tins of food 97

“My word—look, we forgot 63 74
‘Look, we forgot 97

Up the spiral staircase they went once more, and this time came to a room 63 74
Up the spiral staircase they went once more, and this time they came to a room 97


Chapter 10

“I say! There’s a door here!” 63 74
‘Look! There’s a door here!’ 97

“My word, you should see it 63 74
‘You should see it 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

its beam sweeping the sea 63 74
its beams sweeping the sea 97

my boat!” said Tinker. “Come on 63 74
my boat! Come on 97

“Ass!” 63 74
‘Idiot!’ 97

“I really do feel hungry now. 63 74
‘I really do feel very hungry now. 97

Soon Tinker had the little oil-stove going, and popped a saucepan of water on to boil. 63
Soon Tinker had the little oil-stove going, and popped a saucepan of water on to the boil. 74
Soon Tinker popped a saucepan of water on the stove to boil. 97

the car-driver 63 74
the taxi driver 97

playing cards with shouts and laughter, 63 97
playing cards with the shouts and laughter, 74


Chapter 11

someone whose folk sailed off in ships, 63 74
someone whose folk sailed, 97

600 feet 63 74
about 180 metres 97

“Ass!” 63 74
‘Idiot!’ 97

lighted, 63 74
lit, 97

a set of nitwits!” 63 74
a bunch of nitwits!’ 97

that car-driver’s great-granddad, 63 74
the taxi driver’s great-grandad, 97

Buck up with whatever jobs there are to do, Anne and George 63 74
Let’s buck up with whatever jobs there are to do, 97

“Be ready as soon as you can, girls.” 63 74
‘Be ready as soon as you can.’ 97

The girls were ready very quickly, 63 74
Everyone was ready very quickly, 97

the car-driver, 63 74
the taxi driver, 97

“Ah—them old days!” said Great-Granddad. 63 74
‘Ah – the old days!’ said Great-Grandad. 97


Chapter 12

when I were a boy,” 63 74
when I was a boy,’ 97

“there wasn’t no light-house out there—but there was always them wicked rocks! 63 74
‘there wasn’t a lighthouse out there – but there were always those wicked rocks! 97

everyone was skeered of them, 63 74
everyone was scared of them, 97

no more than I’d blame your monkey 63 74
not more than I’d blame your monkey 97

Granddad. 63 74
Great-Grandad. 97

them rocks 63 74
those rocks 97

No ship has even been able to escape the sharp teeth of them wicked rocks, 63 74
No ship has ever been able to escape the sharp teeth of those wicked rocks, 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

There was some people said he was the Demon 63 74
There were some people who said he was the Demon 97

the lamp a-shining brightly 63 74
the lamp shining brightly 97

over yonder, 63 74
over there, 97

“Aye, that’s what I do mean,” 63 74
‘Aye, that’s exactly what I mean,’ 97

meself 63 74
myself 97

so’s I wouldn’t tell on them. 63 74
so I wouldn’t tell on them. 97

“Well, young sir, the ships that came sailing round these coasts 63 74
‘Well, young man, the ships that came sailing round this coast 97

afore 63 74
before 97

thinking that this was a much more exciting story 63 74
thinking this was a much more exciting story 97

there’s relatives of theirs 63 74
there’re relatives of theirs 97

meself 63 74
myself 97

young sir 63 74
young man 97

And if you’ve a nice bit of baccy you don’t have no use for, you think of me, see?” 63 74
And if you’ve any nice sweets you don’t have any use for, think of me, see?’ 97

“What tobacco do you smoke?” 63 74
‘What kind do you like?’ 97

Tom the Tobacconist 63 74
Tom the sweetshop owner 97

the tobacconist’s 63 74
the sweetshop 97

an extra smoke for his tale. 63 74
an extra something for his tale. 97

“Well—he might like to have extra tobacco, you know!” 63
‘Well – he might have to have extra tobacco, you know!’ 74
‘Well – he might have, to get some sweets, you know!’ 97

tobacco or no tobacco. 63 74
sweets or no sweets. 97


Chapter 13

Tom the Tobacconist 63 74
Tom’s Sweetshop 97

tobacco 63 74
sweets 97

A very small man appeared like a hob-goblin out of a dark corner. 63 74
A very small man, like a hobgoblin, appeared out of a dark corner. 97

tobacco 63 74
sweets 97

“The amount that old Jeremiah has smoked since I’ve been here would keep a bonfire going for years. There you are, young sir—three shillings, please!” 63 74
‘The amount that old Jeremiah has eaten since I’ve been here would keep an army going for years. There you are, young man!’ 97

putting down the money. 63
putting down the money for the tobacco. 74
putting down the money for the sweets. 97

them old folk, 63 74
them old folks, 97

“He’s a queer one, 63 74
‘He’s a funny one, 97

Never forgives, neither. There’s two folk in this village 63 74
Never forgives, either. There’re two folk in this village 97

they be some kin 63 74
they’re some kin 97

visit his anger 63 74
vent his anger 97

“Oh, but he do!” 63 74
‘Oh, but he does!’ 97

It’s nigh on seventy years 63 74
It’s nearly seventy years 97

yonder 63 74
over there 97

baccy 63 74
sweets 97

“This flag warns ships of Demon’s Rocks 63
‘This flag warns ships off Demon’s Rocks 74 97

“Don’t be an ass. 63 74
‘Don’t be silly. 97

fatheads 63 74
idiots 97

You can quite well see 63 74
You can see quite well 97

No wonder Tinker hadn’t very good manners, and was all on his own. 63 74
No wonder Tinker was so wild. 97

one to Mr. and Mrs. Kirrin—one to Joan 63 74
one to Uncle Quentin and Aunt Fanny – one to Joanna 97

two bottles of milk at the top step! 63 74
two bottles of milk on the top step! 97

feeling frantically in all his pockets. 63 74
frantically feeling in all his pockets. 97

I must have unlocked it this morning for us all to go out.” 63 74
I must have unlocked it this morning for us all to get out.’ 97


Chapter 14

any idea, sir, who the thief might be?” 63 74
any idea who the thief might be?’ 97

milk-bottles on the steps. 63 74
milk bottles on the step. 97

do you suspect anyone, sir?” 63 74
do you suspect anyone?’ 97

Tom the Tobacconist!” 63 74
Tom the sweetshop owner!’ 97

No, sir, I think 63 74
No, I think 97

Good afternoon, sir—and by the way, 63 74
Good afternoon, and by the way, 97

“Thanks, sir,” 63 74
‘Thanks,’ 97

“Yes. Something like that,” 63 74
‘Something like that,’ 97

my word, 63 74
my goodness, 97

“Ass,” 63 74
‘Idiot,’ 97

a bit of peace while you were sleeping! 63 74
a bit of peace and quiet while you were sleeping! 97

Anne didn’t want to go down to the shaft, 63
Anne didn’t want to go down the shaft, 74 97

The others were at the top, look- down rather anxiously. 63
The others were at the top, looking down rather anxiously. 74 97

through which sea-water is coming. 63 74
through which sea-water comes in. 97

it’s only about a foot deep. 63 74
it’s not very deep. 97

the foundation. 63 74
the foundations. 97

A stentorian voice 63 74
A very loud voice 97


Chapter 15

“No, sir. 63 74
‘No. 97

Sharp, sir—Police Constable Sharp.” 63 74
Sharp – Police Constable Sharp.’ 97

“No, sir. 63 74
‘No. 97

the light-house, sir—but I did by chance 63 74
the lighthouse, but I did by chance 97

no, sir, I told your friend 63 74
no, I told your friend 97

well, sir, a man 63 74
well, a man 97

“Well, sir, it’s no one you know,” 63 74
‘Well, it’s no one you know,’ 97

a bad name, sir—a man called Jacob—Jacob Loomer, sir. 63 74
a bad name – a man called Jacob – Jacob Loomer. 97

“Well, sir, if you’ll come along 63 74
‘Well, if you’ll come along 97

“Oh no—you’ll do, sir,” 63 74
‘Oh no – you’ll do,’ 97

still living in the same place as the old wrecker himself did!” 63 74
still living in the same place that the old wrecker himself did!’ 97

“If you take my advice, sir, I’d get a different lock 63 74
‘If you take my advice, I’d get a different lock 97

“Well, that’s all, sir. 63 74
‘Well, that’s all. 97

leave it with a front door that anyone could open! 63 74
leave a front door that anyone could open! 97

I’m afraid, sir.” 63 74
I’m afraid.’ 97


Chapter 16

his big brown eyes 63 74
his brown eyes 97

a stroll along the front 63 74
a stroll along the quay 97

the right tobacco 63 74
the right kind of sweets 97

what’s the news from Monkey-Land?” 63 74
what’s the news from Monkey Lane?’ 97

tobacco—I mean baccy 63 74
sweets 97

And off they all went, 63 74
And off they went, 97

The old old man was delighted 63 74
The old man was delighted 97

a shilling 63
five pence 74
fifty pence 97

“It’s real slippery in places. 63 74
‘It’s really slippery in places. 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

more’n a hundred times 63 74
more than a hundred times 97

“Don’t take no notice of him!” 63 74
‘Don’t listen to him!’ 97

“He’s nought but a Big-Mouth, 63 74
‘He’s nothing but a big-mouth, 97


Chapter 17

if so be he can behave hisself. 63 74
if he can behave himself. 97

mebbe 63 74
maybe 97

He determined to follow the little company, and make rude remarks all the time. 63 74
He was determined to follow the little company, and made rude remarks all the time. 97

meself! 63 74
myself! 97

He’s too skeered 63 74
He’s too scared 97

Ain’t you, Ebby?” 63 74
Aren’t you, Ebby?’ 97

the sea that rises to high tide in the shaft, 63 74
the sea that rises in the shaft at high tide 97

drownded!” 63 74
drowned!’ 97

drownded 63 74
drowned 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

realised 63 97
realized 74

his little furry arms 63 74
his furry little arms 97

“No—not today, young sirs. 63 74
‘No – not today. 97

the sound of swoosh-swoosh! 63 74
the sound of a ‘swooshs-woosh’! 97

Hallo 63 74
Halloo 97

Demon’s Rock Village 63
Demon’s Rocks Village 74 97


Chapter 18

at last they all came out 63 74
at last they came out 97

baccy,” 63 74
sweets,’ 97

three shillings 63
twenty pence 74
some money 97

“Thank you, young sir,” 63 74
‘Thank you!’ 97

“I’m not wanting the treasure myself 63 74
‘I don’t want the treasure myself 97

hark 63 74
listen 97

his ears glued to the crack under the door, listening, listening. 63 74
his ears glued to the crack under the door, listening. 97

“But it isn’t very late after all 63 74
‘But it wasn’t very late after all 97

Just hark at the wind!” 63 74
Just listen to the wind!’ 97

keep a few coins our-ourselves,” 63
keep a few coins ourselves,’ 74 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

any ships out that night 63 74
any ship out that night 97

“It is queer 63 74
‘It is odd 97


Chapter 19

I’ve felt all round it with my feet, 63 74
I’ve felt all round with my feet, 97

It’s a blind end!” 63 74
It’s a dead end!’ 97

“I wouldn’t like to get wedged in there!” 63 74
‘I wouldn’t like to get wedged in here!’ 97

What are we to do? 63 74
What are we going to do? 97

that gold coin 63 74
the gold coin 97

the sky was very dark again, 63 74
the sky was dark again, 97

“It’s been running round my mind 63
‘It’s been running round in my mind 74
‘It’s been running round in my head 97

at the mercy of waves and wind 63 74
at the mercy of the waves and wind 97

the tunnels we were in this morning! 63 74
the tunnels we were in yesterday! 97

There was a silence again. 63
There was silence again. 74 97

the tunnel we were in today?” 63 74
the tunnel we were in yesterday?’ 97

the cliff entrance we used this morning!” 63 74
the cliff entrance we used yesterday!’ 97


Chapter 20

the tunnel they had been into that morning. 63 74
the tunnel they had been into yesterday. 97

civilisation 63 97
civilization 74

the tunnel we were in yesterday,” 63 74
the tunnel we were in,’ 97

in case the other gets into trouble, 63 74
in case one gets into trouble, 97

queer hollow voice 63 74
peculiar hollow voice 97

queer goings-on 63 74
strange goings-on 97

feeling rather pleased with themselves. 63 74
feeling pleased with themselves. 97

recognise!” 63 97
recognize!’ 74

where old Mischief ran off to yesterday. 63 74
where old Mischief ran off to. 97

He felt to one side—nothing—he felt to the other side, 63 74
He felt to one side – nothing – felt to the other side, 97

recognised 63 97
recognized 74

one of the tunnels they had been in the day before. 63 74
one of the tunnels they had been in before. 97

it was Jacob—and then he and Dick were off 63 74
it was Jacob, who must somehow have escaped from police custody – and then he and Dick were off 97

that great strata of rocks! 63 74
that great stratum of rocks! 97

as fast as they could, 63 74
as fast they could, 97

“Come on, Ju—up we go! 63 97
‘Come on, Jul – up we go! 74

Timmy barking madly and licking their necks, and the girls and Tinker too excited for words! 63 74
Timmy barking madly and licking their necks, the girls and Tinker too excited for words! 97

My word. 63 74
Wow! 97


Chapter 21

wave out of a window?” 63 74
wave out of the window?’ 97

“He’s gone into a corner, look.” 63
‘He’s gone and hidden, look.’ 74 97

whoooooooosh! 63 74
whooooooooosh! 97

realise 63 97
realize 74

My word—if only 63 74
If only 97

lighted! 63 74
lit! 97

He was most surprised! 63 74
He was not surprised! 97

boo-ooo-ooom! 63
boo-ooo-oom! 74 97


Chapter 22

Old Jeremiah Boogle was just lighting up his pipe, 63 74
Old Jeremiah Boogle was lighting his pipe, 97

nigh on forty years!” 63 74
nearly forty years!’ 97

boooooooom! 63 74
boooooom! 97

millie! Come look here! Light-house lamp is shining out! 63 74

ain’t that the light-house lamp a-shining there?” 63 74
isn’t that the lighthouse lamp shining there?’ 97

Many’s the time I’ve heard it booming out to warn ships off them Demon’s Rocks 63 74
Many’s the time I heard it booming out to warn ships off Demon’s Rocks 97

It don’t hang there no more. And the light don’t shine no more. 63 74
It doesn’t hang there any more. And the light doesn’t shine any more. 97

“I dunno, Granddad,” 63 74
‘I don’t know, Grandad,’ 97

“Ain’t no one in the light-house, 63 74
‘There isn’t anyone in the lighthouse, 97

set the lamp a-going 63 74
set the lamp going 97

booooom 63 74
boooom 97

“It’s they children up there in the light-house, a-banging that bell, and setting that light a-shining. 63 74
‘It’s those children up there in the lighthouse, banging that bell, and setting that light shining. 97

Ebby or Jacob locked us in 63 74
Ebby and Jacob locked us in 97

lighted 63 74
lit 97

you’d all best go home, young sir. 63 74
you’d all better go home. 97

“But you’ll get a fine reward, young man—all of you will! 63 74
‘But you’ll get a fine reward – all of you will! 97

telephone to Kirrin Garage 63 74
telephone Kirrin Garage 97

the end 63